Frankly, it’s a wonder that Animal Crossing: New Horizons Island isn’t equipped with COVID-19 yet.

Have you seen how bad Dodo Airlines is going? He doesn't even Luke anyone's temperature. Whatever the case, it’s best to follow these guidelines and stay safe (stay alert, check for viruses, tweets from the UK) until all of this happens. However, this raises an important question: with which Animal Crossing Items villager should you isolate yourself?

There are many options, that's the thing. In fact, so many that I have to limit my search to a reasonable selection of candidates. I think the limitation makes sense: I can only choose one of each of the villagers ’species. In that sense, it’s as if you’re cutting Noah’s ark in half. Remember, though: this is my personal list. If you wish, you can tell us which villager you are isolating yourself with in the comments.

Hazel

Hazel is a casual and definitely gay squirrel in squirrel costumes. He reminds me a lot of myself, an easy going and definitely gay butchless person with (one) eyebrow. It is for this reason that he appears on this list; I have already cordoned off myself and continued success, so if Hazel is basically me, but if it was a squirrel, we should still be like cheese and crackers. This also means that he forgives me for my careless and blatant behavior, which has become an almost grossly exaggerated personal trait during the COVID-19 pandemic.

Tank

Tank is the most charming rhino, which I have ever met. It is the only rhino, which I have never met, but I do not think that it will reduce the feeling. I like Tank the most. It’s the way he says goodbye with both hands and looking forward. On several occasions, Tank has made me cry about how kind he is. The tank makes me want to exercise and healthier is really possible. I would never get tired of him.

Leopold

Leopold is a good fantasy boy. For the market, however, it is not luxurious. Maybe a stylish socialist champagne and at best a stylish liberal Democrat. I really don’t think the villagers at Animal Crossing: New Horizons (other than Chops) can be torrents. Which is good because I couldn’t stand isolating myself at Tor. What about an elegant lion who may get pregnant but who asks to build schools (a-la Pocket Camp) and wants to be a teacher? Yes, I think I could be fine.

Clay

I don’t know much about you, but every time I see Clay, there’s a 99% chance he’ll build something. Even the interior. Just imagine that the BDE (big DIY energy) in your home is quarantined. What about a custom window frame factory? A giant battle table where all video games are placed? A side table specifically designed to fit that weird corner in a floor hallway that is for some reason at an angle of 120 °? You live the lifestyle of your dreams on Pinterest.

Apollo

Apollo is an eagle with an awkward father energy. Apollo will monitor you if you haven’t been out of your room all day and make you eat breakfast. I need this because I haven’t been out of my rooms all day and I need breakfast. Apollo seems to be the type who also plays with you, an activity that is easy to enjoy indoors where we both have to stay for at least 14 days. He also looks like a whiskey drink. Nor is it unfounded in the universe. What else could be on Isabelle’s glass on the table every morning? Anyway, this means that Apollo will become a good companion, not because I would like my father to take care of me physically, but because I need someone to reinforce my excessive alcohol consumption during this block.

Fuchsia

Fuchsia is so much fun. He’s the only friend you’ve ever been to in college, and he’s a horrible person in every way, but he’s directing that awful behavior at more awful people. You’ll probably spend a huge amount of time in your independence with Fuchsia listening to the good punk grrrl music he wants, making art and complaining about the idiot who (above all) always tries to flirt to get free drinks at the student bar. Fuchsia probably has a bottle of paper and a stick and a piercing tattoo kit in her bag all the time.

Frobert

According to the Animal Crossing Wiki, Frobert’s favorite hobby is fast eating. I can only assume that this means he wants to eat races. Now all the free time that I have had the bulls running, I'm thinking about a lot of new hobbies that I would like to try. One of those hobbies is organizing eating competitions because I think it would be pretty good at it and I can quell all the pain with delicious food. Frobert could act as a mentor and train me on the optimal methods to get as much food into my body in the shortest time possible. Is this potentially harmful to my health? Probably a reader. Likely.

Gayle

I think it's locked, so I really have a lot of TikTok. I never thought I would, but what really closed the contract was Cottagecore. It’s an aesthetic subculture, a bit like cyberothots or rockabillies. But instead of thinking about future death or greasy hair, we instead describe the platonic ideal of a cabin lifestyle. Canned citrus fruits, baked bread, kind of thing. Gayle is definitely from TikToker Cottagecore. I wouldn’t be surprised if he woke me up at 4 in the morning and just made sweet strawberry bread. As a stress reliever, I think this is easily recognizable. I also like strawberry shortbread.

Few don’t have the luxury of choosing who they are now isolating with, at least according to where they are in the world. However, it is the beauty of Animal Crossing’s small island paradise. Not all of the world’s misery and rubbish in a pandemic has touched it. It’s a place we can go to escape, live the life we ??want us to be able to live, and experience such a friendly and positive world that it fills us with hope for what it could be. And that’s a good thing, because if I had to isolate myself in one game with the villagers, just like in real life, it would probably only be a couple of weeks before I could stand any of them.

Jun-11-2020